SIMON AND MARY

Simon was a boy of just 18

He met Mary by the bar one Sunday Eve

Well he said to her

It's nice to meet

My name's Simon, could I treat you to a drink? 

And she said to him

You sure are sweet

But I think you might be just too young for me

Mary had brown curls and pearly teeth

And Simon never gave up quite so easily 

He said

Ma'am, I know I may not be that old

But I know a woman when I see one

She said

Simon, so show me you're a man

Take my hand

Let's see if you can dance

And so they danced 

Two hours later they were both out on the street

The bartender took Simon's fake ID

And if I told you, would you believe

That Mary came out with him even though she's 23?

Simon told her 

You don't have to leave for me

Go back inside the bar

Enjoy your party 

She said

Simon, darling, you've swept me off my feet

I've never seen a man move like your body to that beat

He said

Ma'am, I know I may not be that old

But I know a woman when I see one

She said

Simon, show me you're a man

Take my hand

Let's see if you can dance

And so they danced again

So Simon took her home and just like Johnny Flynn

Mary said to him

I'll be the best I've been 

He walked her to the porch and before she went in

He kissed her on the lips

And grinned the biggest grin

He said

Ma'am, I know I may not be that old

But I know a woman when I see one

She said

Simon, show me you're a man

Take my hand

Let's see if you can dance

And so they danced again